Helena: Running away is no way to treat a lady.
Helena: I finally found a place where my other talents can be used for the good of the empire.
Helena: The sun will never set on the British Empire.
Steve: Well, wherever we all go, I mean it's got to be better than South Dakota, right.
Pete: I used to dream about being chased by leggy showgirls.
Steve: I don't know what I did in a past life to deserve this.
Steve: That's it, no more mister nice gay.
Steve: I hate musicals.
Pete: Look, we're not losing the Warehouse; I'm going to make sure of it.
Artie: Life comes with bad times and good ones, if you stay here you're going to miss them all.
Artie: I had to fight for my happiness, just as you have to.
Myka: Oh, I hate myself so much right now.
Artie: I'm like a slave at your beck and call.
Steve: I think I just saw a hamburger go by.
Pete: Did you accidentally touch a nympho artifact?