Myka: Which answer will make you stop asking?
Steve: That's why you're yelling like your hair's on fire?
Kelly: You do know how babies are made, right?
Kelly: My grandmother's TV, it's possessed.
Claudia: I want to punch things.
Pete: Artie, things just got cray cray.
Claudia: Ugh, another temple of higher learning. Ugh, kids today.
Steve: Kids today are your age.
Claudia: Then they should have better taste.
Artie: Sometimes people fill a void with an obsessive attachment to a TV show.
Kelly: My love for you is so deep that I am carrying your child, without a wedding ring. But if I find out that you are cheating on me, I will take a knife and cut off your...
Claudia: Me think these frat losers have a duplication artifact.
Claudia: Don't worry, he won't be looking at our faces.
Pete: We've been through so much together. Whatever happens, I will never stop loving you.
Steve: Oh, honey, I didn't scream. It was that silly bitch.
Steve: Oh, boo hoo, Nancy Drew.
Steve: First one to zap a frat boy gets to keep him!
Claudia: My eyes are up here!
Steve: Grrr. I love it when I'm butch.
Steve: Is that a candle in your pocket or are you really into twins?
Myka: You're a diva in any reality.
Steve: Come and get it lady poopy pants.
Steve: You're gonna die a lonely old hag.
Steve: That's better than a whore in the gutter.
Steve: I think I'm gonna throw up.
Claudia: Oh, not on these shoes.