Castiel reappears in Sam and Dean's life and tells them Crowley has unleashed several demons into a small town. The demons are looking for Lucifer's Crypt, which holds a valuable asset, but Castiel lies to Sam and Dean about what it is. While interrogating a demon, the three discover Crowley has been torturing Meg, who knows the exact location of the crypt. Sam and Meg fight to hold Crowley off while Dean and Castiel go in search of the crypt.
Dean: What the hell is this? The Spear of Destiny? Was it god's toothpick?
Dean: Doc Holiday, are you alright over there?
Dean: Are you kidding me, this is the first edition. You know what this would go for on e-Bay?
Sam: No. Why, do you?
Dean: No. Maybe. Shut up.
Dean: What do we got, power tools gone rogue? Wait, are we talking a, a Maximum Overdrive situation here?
Dean: A demonic decoder ring, in Crowley's hands. Awesome.
Dean: Well he puts the ass in Cas, huh?
Castiel: You know, I can hear you both. I am a celestial being.
Demon: I thought angels were supposed to be the good cops.
Meg: Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?
Meg: You know, I get why Crowley calls you Moose now.
Meg: Do I look like Google to you?
Meg: You really do know how to make a girl's nether's quiver, don't you?
Crowley: Just to be clear, you can't find a hole in the ground, you're co-workers have met with an untimely demise, and you lost my favourite chew toy.
Dean: Okay, bottom-line it for me Bill Nye, is it lethal?
Meg: How am I not team Sam?
Dean: Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
Meg: You fell in love with a unicorn, it was beautiful, then sad, then sadder, I laughed, I cried, I puked in my mouth a little. And honestly, I kinda get it.
Crowley: I believe they are playing my song.
Dean: Listen, I may not be able to carry the burden that comes along with these trials, but I can carry you.
Sam: You realize that you kinda just quoted Lord of the Rings, right?
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