Kenzi: What happened? Did I get roofied again?
Garuda: Now if you don't mind, I have some laws to rewrite. Of my own free will.
Kenzi: Bo! You're losing control, time for your meds.
Bo: My strength is unmatched. I shall reign as queen and you shall all tremble before my power.
Hale: How you holdin up?
Kenzi: Oh, you know, stabbed, almost died, stitched up with a siren whistle. The ush.
Bo: I'm very impressed with you. You didn't let me down nearly half as much as I thought you would.
Bo: All of these weapons and not one of them will do us any good against the Garuda.
Vex: Having to listen to you two whine about the bloody garuda... it's enough to make me wanna cut my own ears off.
Trick: I want you to have this... her life essence.
Kenzi: I was queen of codes at Greenside High. I invented my own language for passing cheat sheets.
Bo: I love it when you totally geek out.
Dyson: The message was clear. We go after The Garuda in the morning.
Bo: Lauren, you are always welcome here.
Dyson: Miss me?
The Glaive: It doesn't take a telepath to know you're not a murderer.
Bo: You need to work on your mind reading skills.
Bo: Kenzi, I love you, but you have to go away from here. Away from me.
Bo: I'm not an executioner.
Kenzi: The dynamic duo back in action.
Kenzi: What are we supposed to do? Hold a telethon?
Kenzi: A blouse? You monster!
Ryan: Pets can't marry their owners.
Trick: Fae don't believe in divorce, not for the first 1000 years.
Bo: There's a wolf! He's this beautiful, beautiful broken wolf man.
Ryan: Come on, Bo. I just want to cuddle.
Hale: They're rude, they're bigots and they're wrong.
Hale: I could use a friend. A girlfriend.
Bo: Kenzi, you just killed my ice cream.
Kenzi: Yes, that's me. Hale's monogamous lover.
Bo: You find anything good?
Nadia: You have quite the weapons collection.
Kenzi: You know Mighty Ducks is my fave.
Bo: I like you. It's just that I don't like that I like you.
Ryan: I can work with that.
Kenzi: Well, if Snoopy can't sniff anyone out, there must not be any Fae at the school.
Kenzi: Teen angst, our greatest foe.
Bo: You said it, sister.
Student: Bishops don't go that way.
Kenzi: Why not, 'cause of their religion?
Kenzi: I was attacked by rabid Muffies, manhandled by Coach Bitchy Butch, and I got detention.
The Morrigan: That's the way our world works, I get what I want and you get left behind.
Ryan: You can choose Light or Dark whenever you it suits you. Which I think is pretty awesome, by the way.
Bo: I didn't know you were coming.
Kenzi: I didn't either.
Kenzi: Bo, are you done playing doctor?
Kenzi: That is my boyfriend and you can't have him.
Bo: No snacking.
Kenzi: Not on food anyway.
Bo: Umm, anyway, I'm just wondering how many spoonfuls the coffee maker takes and whether or not I should become Lachlan's champion against this evil thing that's coming our way.
Ryan: You are the most enthralling, inspiring, and seriously ass-kicking person that I have ever met.
Lachlan: I'm counting on you to be my champion.
Bo: Baby steps.
Bo: The Dark have not exactly been my BFF.
Bo: I'm gonna get up early tomorrow and... save the world.
Lachlan: I need you to lead the Fae into battle against its greatest enemy and take this bastard down once and for all. What do you say, are you up for the challenge? Will you be my champion?
Bo: I'm not in the killing business. But I don't mind a little justice from time to time.
Trick: I'm telling you stand down!
Bo: I'll leave it alone.
Bo: I am just not used to looking at myself in the mirror and seeing myself so full of crap.
Bo: A shifty shifter. I've got it.
Bo: He deserves a swift kick to the zipper part of his pants.
Bo: Thank you, Lauchlan. Thank you for making all of this possible.
Kenzi: A precocious six year old in love.
Kenzi: I'm starting to feel like the black widow. Meet me at a party and bam!
Dyson: You spit on the wrong guy.
Ciara: I need to know. Will you love me back?
Dyson: I will give you everything that I can. I'll do my very best to make you happy.
Ciara: You already do.
Bo: I am in the kitchen trying to pretend that I'm not dressed like Succubus Barbie.
Bo: Evidence is going to fall so hard that you'll be singing soprano.
Bo: It's not just my past, it's my present. For a long time I forgot what I am to humans. I am a monster.
Bo: Oh screw my biology! I'm so tired of my life being dictated by something that I didn't chose. I am done being Fae.
Bo: When this is done, I have to keep running.
Kenzi: I guess that makes two of us.
Bo: Normally, that would make me jealous.
Kenzi: It shouldn't, Bo.
Kenzi: Hey guys, how would I know if a dude was inside of me?
Hale: Been a while?
Dyson: You are weak, pathetic and you need glasses.
Kenzi: Oh, well, that, that's kinda mean.
Dyson: It's a miracle you survived this long, Kenz. You may be the strongest person I have ever met.
Bo: No, it's okay. It was weird. You kissing me in front of Nadia.
Lauren: No, I mean, sorry, I need to talk to Trick.
Bo: Hey, there is nothing wrong with a little TLC for the soul.
Kenzi: Whoa, you did not just use TLC in a sentence.
Tori: How much, Detective?
Hale: Excuse me?
Tori: How much for the human?
Hale: I'll take 50 bucks and the promise that I never see her scrawny meddling ass again.
Tori: It's a deal.
Kenzi: Thank you, Hale. Thank you for not selling me to a psycho Fae socialite.
Hale: Silence, human.
Bo: I can be more powerful than all other Fae. Everyone will kneel at my feet. There will be no more Dark and no more Light. There will be only me.
Bo: So, we're looking for a flesh-eating Fae foody?
Dyson: Or his butcher?
Lauren: Look, if somebody that I slept with and care about told me that they had a girlfriend in a coma trapped inside a top secret facility run by a society of uber-humanoids called the Fae -- I'd think it was a blow off. I really need you to meet her.
Kenzi: Come on it'll be fun. Lap dances, implants, strippers oh my!
Hale: Thank you officer horn-dog
Bo: What is that supposed to be?
Lauren: I have no idea.
Bo: You're free. You're all free.
Dyson: Not quite.
Bo: So Dyson's new girlfriend is a billionaire and I live in a house with no walls.
Bo: I liked it better when I was the mom.
Kenzi: Honey, you were never the mom.
Kenzi: Did you get her pregnant?
Dyson: Caira, I can't.
Ciara: You can't betray a ghost, Dyson.
Bo: You're not mad, are you?
Lauren: It's alright, Bo. You had to heal, it's who you are.
Dyson: What am I? A German Shepard?
Kenzi: Oh my god... guys, this just in! You're a policeman who's also his own police dog.
Kenzi: What an Ash-tool.
Kenzi: We need you to put your sniffer into hyperdrive and help us with an ID.
Bo: We've been cursed.
Bo: By Kenzi.
Bo: You back off or I will drop kick you into a women's study conference!
Kenzi: Fight for Dyson, fight for Lauren, fight for what makes you happy, to the bottom.
Bo: To my bestie, may the only thing she ever sees in the mirror be her own beautiful reflection.
Kenzi: Oh my god you came. This place is like Hansel and Gretel meets Hannibal Lector.
Bo: I'm not drunk. I'm coping.
Kenzi: I'm sorry, but you are the most wonderful man I've ever met.
Dyson: What do you say? In here, we could be together. Always.
The Blackthorn: Bartender my ass....
Dyson: But you've got to move on. Because I already have.
Bo: I guess science kicks the crap out of tradition, huh?
Bo: Well you must know some old noble family type we can exploit into helping us?
Trick: Actually, we all do.
Bo: What does that make me?
The Blackthorn: An obnoxious vegan.
Bo: How many couples get to fall in love twice?
Bo: You kinda sprung some big stuff on me. Trading in your feelings to save my life, that's one messed-up love letter.
Lauren: I heard you needed me. I came.
Kenzi: You want to be helpful, call Dyson, tell him to grow a pair and come home. I'm tired of getting her emergency take out.
Bo: As a team we are pretty unbeatable, And that is what is needed right now. You and I being Team Badass. You are going to put on your big-wolf pants and your gonna come with me and kick some tail, or I'm going to start kicking your tail.
Bo: Are there no phones in Douchetown?
Hale: What the Norn took from you, maybe Bo can get it back?
Kenzi: Dude, what's been up with you lately? That time of the wolf-month?
Dyson: I've missed you too, Kenzi.
Kenzi: Under Fae. Collect the whole set.