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Lost Girl Quotes

Season 1

Episode 01 Episode 02 Episode 03 Episode 04 Episode 05 Episode 06 Episode 07 Episode 08 Episode 09 Episode 10 Episode 11 Episode 12 Episode 13

Season 1 Episode 13: "Blood Lines"

Dyson: Her real name is Aife. I've been expecting her to come for her for a while now.
Bo: Why?
Dyson: Bo... because she is your mother.

Bo: I am ready to know who or what I really am ... whatever the cost.

Aife: One down. Let's go start ourselves a war.

Bo: You said I was free to go.
Aife: Well, now consider yourself grounded.

Kenzi: Why would I ever trust you around Bo again?
Dyson: Because I love her.

Aife: Try and forgive me.

Bo: You don't want to free people. You just want to be their new religion.

Aife: Cookie?
Bo: What's with the Betty Crocker?

Season 1 Episode 12: "(Dis)Members Only"

Bo: So, all I have to do is find and defeat a mysterious Fae?

Dyson: I don't want to share you, Bo.

Dyson: I can be intense, I can be territorial, And God knows I can be mule-headed. But, I'm also yours if you'll have me.
Bo: Dyson you are an idiot. You've been mine for a very long time.
Dyson: You better be careful because wolves mate for life.

Kenzi: Listen, if you kill Yogi and Boo-Boo I'm never talking to you again.

Bo: I have plans
Saskia: With the Ken-doll, your not serious?

Season 1 Episode 11: "Faetal Justice"

Bo: We are going to bring justice to Faetown.

Hale: We got a Dark Fae who looks like he was a chew toy for a wolf.

Trick: Sanctuary is sanctuary. Dyson stays here until he decides to leave.

Dyson: I never thanked you my friend.

Season 1 Episode 10: "The Mourning After"

Kenzi: You were not shitting about the lightning part.
Trick: I try not to "shit" about things.

Bo: If I can find this bastard, I am going to go after him.

Bo: Death by hair dryer, it's a lousy way to go.

Season 1 Episode 9: "Fae Day"

Kenzi: What to start a death pool?
Shawn: Oh, so you gamble?
Kenzi: If the stakes are right. What you got?

Trick: Would you have killed her?
Dyson: Would you have used your blood to save her?

Bo: I'm willing to bet the Goblin Disposal Agency is closed today.

Dyson: Bo, I want you to know I do what I can to protect you.

Bo: Oh, no, no, no. Back away with the liver shake.

Season 1 Episode 8: "Vexed"

Bo: Don't forget your dog collar!

Bo: What are you doing?
Lauren: I don't know yet. Just let me.
*Bo and Lauren briefly kiss*
Lauren: What? What's wrong?
Bo: I don't want to hurt you.
Lauren: I trust you.

Kenzi: It smells like fried bitch.

Kenzi: Hey fugly over here.

Lou Ann: You're the foundling? I've heard about you. Even in here.

Kenzi: Obviously, you can't have Dyson and chase after Dr. Hotpants anymore. Time to pick a team, dude.
Bo: Teams are stupid.

Bo: Uh oh, puppet cut her strings.

Kenzi: What the balls man are you cheating?
Dyson: Nope just genetically superior.
Kenzi: Oh so you are cheating.

Season 1 Episode 7: "Arachnofaebia"

Kenzi: To the west are best, to the east be released, to the south, to the north, all spirits go forth!

Cheryl: Thanks for doing this on such short notice.
Kenzi: Hmm, my time is fluid, all time is really.

Kenzi: Don't give up yet, his eyes say no but his inner wolf says "Aaaarrrou yes."

Dyson: This case is making me nuts.
Hale: Speaking of your nuts, Succubus ten o'clock.

Hale: She's not a person she's a mystical panty remover.

Hale: You running some new gypsy con?
Kenzi: I am an innocent entrepreneur.
*Hale Laughs*
Kenzi: Who will cut you in at five percent.
Hale: As you were.

Dyson: You've made your decision. The next time you need to heal, you call Lauren.

Kenzi: My head is pounding harder than a sailor on shore leave.

Kenzi: Did you hear that?
Bo: What?
Kenzi: I don't know it sounds like whispering kids, or giggling elves. Did you bring home elves last night? I'm not judging I just want to know.

Lauren: Call off the cleansing. In the Ash's name, it's done.

Kenzi: It's just a bug. It's just a bug. It's just a big bad ass bug.

Kenzi: Poor Bo, so many choices just one vag.

Kenzi: So did you pick a lover, or did doctor freeze and canine crotch fight to death?
Bo: You know I don't get, Dyson is the one who gave me the green light to see other people, then Lauren shows up and he gets all testy.
Kenzi: Uh, because he has testes, dudes tend to get irrationally territorial, its a ball thing.

Bo: You? Asking me for help.
Dyson: Relax, it's not a marriage proposal.
Bo: I already sent out the invites.

Bo: It's like we're real life sisters.
Kenzi: For a walking Viagra, you're such a nerd.

Season 1 Episode 6: "Food for Thought"

Kenzi: I'm feeling better, I think this is just one of those 24 hour plagues, you know.

Kenzi: Did I just wake up in Narnia or is that the fever talking?

Lauren: Well Baron's Chief of Operations is a legendary lech.

Kenzi: Everybody just calm down, it's just a little eye blood. Okay? Who hasn't had a little eye blood before.
Bo: Can you help her?
Kenzi: I think I just... I sneezed a little too hard, I just need to go home

Bo: Um, I thought we agreed no stealing on jobs.
Kenzi: You technically can't steal from a dead guy, seriously its a thing, ask museums.

Funeral Director: There is an extensive check list; No immediate family, and cause of death, age, ethnicity all helps to assign the bodies to the appropriate outlet.
Kenzi: That's so recycley of you, I mean why let something go to waste if someone else needs it right.

Kenzi: I'm always putting my foot in my mouth but at least it's always my foot!

Kenzi: Worst case scenario I just ate toxic soup, best case scenario I am a... a toe sucking cannibal.

Aswang: Oh, we eat human corpses.
Bo: Uh, say again?
Aswang: She is new. Oh, we would never take a human life. We just use their dead bodies for our nourishment.

Kenzi: So not only does this Aswang have a very unfortunate name, but they also eat dead people! And nobody thought to mention this to me, like hey Kenzi watch out for random body parts or by the way foot soup!

Kenzi: What is it, take a Fae to work day?

Bo: You are definitely curious. I'm not so sure it is entirely scientific.
Lauren: We need another drink.

Kenzi: I'm fricking freezing, dude. Can you, like wolf out and lie on my feet.
Dyson: Maybe later.

Bo: Hey, you break it you bought it.
Kenzi: I wouldn't be surprised, doctors are bigger con artists than I am.

Kenzi: I'm sensing some date jitters and I know you like the ladies.
Bo: It is definitely definitely not a date, I just frickin' hate tests. I'm better with multiple orgasms than multiple choice.

Kenzi: I mean really, is there anything as sweet as melty melty cheese. What are you doing? Do we have plans? Do I have time to get changed?
Bo: I have plans. I have a doctor's appointment tonight.
Kenzi: In a push-up bra and sexy boots at this hour, um newsflash, I don't think they're a real doctor.

Season 1 Episode 5: "Dead Lucky"

Bo: She's alive. My mother's alive.

Oracle: You're a major player. Fate has some serious plans for you.

Dyson: What are you back on Team Dyson?
Kenzi: You wish.
Dyson: Come on, we're getting t-shirts.

Lucas: When you're dead. I'm going to wear your corpse like a coat.
Bo: I'm calling PETA.

Kenzi: This really puts the 'suck' in 'succubus'.

Trick: It's distasteful. Humans are for feeding off of, not wearing.

Bo: But, riddle me this: How does a dead guy walk around town placing bets? I mean I've heard gambling's an addiction, but come on.

Kenzi: I just barfed in my mouth. Dude, I can't believe I backed you with Bo. You make me look like a total tool. And, the worst part is you treated her like shit but somehow you're forgiven. That's why I'm no longer on Team Dyson. Peace!

Season 1 Episode 4: "Faetal Attraction"

Dyson: Friends with benefits.
Bo: But definitely just friends.
Dyson: Deal.

Kenzi: Yep, still a douche.

Bo: I guess some people don't deal well with rejection.

Bo: My last meal left me a little unsatisfied.

Bo: Gold star for Kenzi. Rebound sex was exactly what I needed.

Bo: It doesn't matter because Lauren is human. I sleep with her and she dies.

Season 1 Episode 3: "Oh, Kappa, My Kappa"

Bo: I feel like a teenager. You tell me, what do I do next?

Dyson: Bo, about the other night, I am always there for you like that when you need to be healed. But that's all it was. That's all it can be. I'm sorry. I thought we were clear on that.
Bo: I think you know that we weren't. But it's fine. We're definitely clear now.

Kenzi: Now... can we talk about the elephant in the room? And, by elephant, I mean "sexy, sexy wolf man."
Bo:What about him?
Kenzi: A, he is awesome and B, you lurv him. Oh, by the way, I totally saw his wolf junk. High five!

Bo: And why are you half-naked?
Kenzi: Can I tell her? Let me tell her. Come on, let me tell her!

Kenzi: Holy shit balls! That was awesome!

Kenzi: I'm a thief, and you're not even human.
Bo: Hey, watch it.
Kenzi: Look, I know you'd rather be normal, but you're not. You're a freak, and I dig that about you.
Bo: You know, you really need to learn when to stop talking.

Season 1 Episode 2: "Where There's a Will, There's a Fae"

Bo: Just a snack
*Bo begins feeding on the woman*
Kenzi: Bo that's enough, Bo stop you're killing her, Bo stop!
*Kenzi tries to stop Bo, but Bo grabs her by the neck*
Kenzi: Bo stop its me
*Bo lets her go*
Bo: I'm sorry, thanks for the cock block
Kenzi: Yeah, maybe next time I'll do it from a distance

Bo: It's kind of tough growing up thinking you might have a shot at being prom queen, and then to find out that you're part of some ageless secret race that feeds on humans.
Kenzi: I hate it when that happens.

Bo: Are you sure you can handle it? I won't kill you?
Dyson: I'll take my chances.

Trick: If she is who I think she is managing her will be more than any of us are up to.

Bo: Nice decor. Early Tolkien?
Trick: Where do you think he got it from?

Season 1 Episode 1: "It's A Fae, Fae, Fae, Fae World"

Bo: Don't freak out!
Kensi: I'm freaking out!
Bo: What did I just say?!

Bo: Some creep from the bar slipped something in your drink. You hallucinated a lot of weird stuff, I bet.
Kensi: You didn't... Eat some dude's face in an elevator?
Bo: No, there was no eating of faces.

Bo: You passed out last night. I would have dropped you home, but none of these wallets appear to be yours. It's a nice little sideline you got going.
Kensi: I'm a collector of... Rare wallets.

Bo: Now we know, anyone could be Fae.
Kenzi: My bets on wiener dude.

Bo: Did you feel that? That was like the fourth of July in my mouth.

Kenzi: Learn to enjoy your shit already, you can frickin' control people by touch, and not in a creepy hand job way. That is awesome.

Kenzi: I won't tell anyone, please, I totally promise. Okay, just give me like 20 minutes, 20 minutes and you will never ever ever have to ever see me ever again. Please.
Bo: That depends, do you like milkshakes?

Bo: Now for the million dollar question: What kind of Fae am I?

Bo: Okay, let's get you out of here.
Kenzi: You're pretty, I saw you eat some dude's face, it was amazing.

The Ash: Child, you may name your side.
Bo: Neither. I choose humans.

Kenzi: Bye-bye Mr. Smiley Face.


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