The Ultimate Guide for any fan of the Elementary TV Series
Joan takes her first solo case: the disappearance of a woman who left her husband a tearful break-up video that mentioned a murder on a subway platform. Meanwhile, Sherlock is intrigued by the subway murder and decides to investigate.
Joan Watson: What kind of name is Sherlock?
Sherlock Holmes: You're off his teats now, Watson, you can stop taking his side.
Sherlock Holmes: Knowing father, the man is a shyster's shyster who no doubt wants help defending a client who's equal parts Adolf Hitler and Bernard Madoff.
Sherlock Holmes: The human face, Watson, is like the penis, or so said the great personality theorist Silvan Tomkins. The point being, the face, like the male member, has a mind of its own. It betrays us on an almost daily basis, advertises our secrets to those who know what to look for.
Captain Gregson: Before today, I didn't even know you ate food.
Sherlock Holmes: I mean, a coat, to a picker of pockets, is like a vault to a safecracker, isn't it?