Quotes from The Flash - Season 1
Iris West: If I don't graduate soon, I'm going to be more muffin-top than woman.
Iris West: You're doing that thing when you're not speaking English.
Iris West: You've got to get yourself a girlfriend.
Harrison Wells: Tonight, the future begins.
Iris West: Oh, so that's detective pretty boy.
Barry Allen: Lightning gave me abs?
Joe West: You scared the hell out of us, kid.
Cisco Ramon: At least you'll be moving so fast that no one will see you.
Barry Allen: I just noticed that you don't smile much.
Cisco Ramon: You really need to learn how to stop.
Harrison Wells: I think I can say, unequivocally, you are one of a kind.
Iris West: Aww, and I like having a boyfriend who isn't shot to death.
Barry Allen: I think he can control the weather.
Harrison Wells: And how theoretical are you?
Cisco Ramon: This just keeps getting cooler.
Harrison Wells: You're not a hero, you're just a young man who's been struck by lightning.
Barry Allen: I've spent my whole life searching for the impossible, never imagining that I would become the impossible.
Oliver Queen: Something tell s me you didn't just run 600 miles to say "hi" to a friend.
Oliver Queen: I don't think that bolt of lightning struck you, Barry, I think it chose you.
Clyde Mardon: I am god.
Joe West: Why the hell would god need to rob banks?
Barry Allen: I'm so proud to be your son.
Barry Allen: Did I miss it?
Cisco Ramon: You overshot by about six blocks.
Barry Allen: My bad.
Caitlin Snow: Who do you think you are?
Cisco Ramon: Well, I'm the eyes and ears, and he's the feet.
Harrison Wells: Know your limits.
Caitlin Snow: Don't expect me to patch you up every time you break something.
Barry Allen: My day job beckons.
Harrison Wells: When do you think he'll realize he didn't take his clothes?
Joe West: Your ability to multi-task is truly remarkable; the way you can embarrass me, the captain and yourself all at the same time.
Joe West: I'm starting to think "Joe, I'm sorry" is my actual name considering how often you say it to me.
Iris West: You said, "Take journalism, Iris, reporters have all the fun". Guess what, Barry? Reporters have none of the fun. Journalism is boring. I'm bored. I blame you.
Eddie Thawne: I know it's not easy keeping a big secret.
Barry Allen: I'm getting used to it.
Joe West: You're not bullet proof... Wait, are you?
Cisco Ramon: This one has been cisco'ed. Trust me, it can handle your speed.
Joe West: If I go up those stairs, am I going to see Barry Allen, or you going to be grounded for a week for lyin' to me?
Caitlin Snow: Don't look at me, I'm on your side.
Joe West: You think because you can run real fast that you're invincible? You're not.
Mr. Java: What the hell are you going to do to me without your army?
Danton Black: I am an army.
Cisco Ramon: Meet Captain Clone.
Harrison Wells: We can never learn to fly without crashing a few times.
Harrison Wells: Spoken like a true philanthropist. Or is it humanitarian? I'm sorry, I can never remember which one you re pretending to be, Simon.
Harrison Wells: Doubt is his real enemy.
Iris West: You should apologize more often; you are really sensational at it.
Joe West: Nothing's impossible, Barry. You taught me that.
Barry Allen: I have been wrong a lot this week; you're going to have to be more specific.
Barry Allen: I'm going full nerd again, aren't I?
Iris West: Yup. It's okay, though. You're still the cutest nerd that I know.
Barry Allen: I'm feeling a little famished.
Iris West: After the Mongolian barbecue we had before the movie, and the extra large popcorn you had at the movie? How are you not fat?
Barry Allen: I've been jogging.
Araz Darbinyan: Then those thieves... those thieves will draw their last breath.
Barry Allen: Keepin' what I can do a secret from Iris and everyone – it's harder than I thought.
Joe West: My gut feeling? If we're going to solve this one, you and me are going to need backup.
Joe West: Unless we're planning on executing every super-criminal we stop, you geniuses are gonna have to come up with some place else to hold them.
Iris West: Do I even want to know what you were looking at?
Iris West: I know my dad, he'll kill us.
Eddie Thawne: Right now, you're killing us.
Caitlin Snow: He used to say we were like fire and ice.
Caitlin Snow: This is going to hurt a lot.
Cisco Ramon: It's a small needle, he probably won't even feel it.
Joe West: The hardest thing you're going to have to face is not some monster out there with powers, it's gonna be that feeling of uselessness when you can't do anything.
Joe West: Somethings, Barry, you can't fight.
Caitlin Snow: I didn't want him to be a hero, I wanted him to be my husand.
Barry Allen: We win!
Barry Allen: Rescuing you is exhausting.
Joe West: I'm a detective, remember? And both of you are lousy liars.
Joe West: If the doctor hadn't confiscated my gun, we'd be having an entirely different conversation.
Eddie Thawne: I'll just be outside... looking into the witness protection program.
Caitlin Snow: So we're just supposed to get used to working above a make-shift prison housing evil people with superpowers?
Harrison Wells: See you soon, Barry.
Barry Allen: The lightning didn't just give me speed, it also gave me friends.
Eddie Thawne: I'm just going to walk away now.
Joe West: For somebody so fast, you're a little slow on the improvising.
Joe West: Did you just refer to yourself in the third-person?
Iris West: Do you know how he does the whole "I'm not talking to you, but I have a whole bag full of judgemental looks I'm going to try out on you later?"
Barry Allen: Take it from someone who has been investigating the impossible since they were eleven, blogging about this, it's only going to bring the crazies to your front door.
Leonard Snart: We don't shoot guards or cops unless it's the only option... and we don't need the heat.
Leonard Snart: We're gonna have to up our game.
Felicity Smoak: I want to see it. And by "it" I mean your speed, in case you thought I was talking about something else, which I was not.
Felicity Smoak: Your shoes are smoking!
Felicity Smoak: I'm really good at keeping secrets.
Barry Allen: Yeah, Felicity works with the Arrow.
Felicity Smoak: And you are apparently not.
Harrison Wells: Everything we do here, at STAR Labs, is to protect Barry Allen. Trust us, Felicity, he's in very good hands here.
Caitlin Snow: Don't worry, he heals quickly, too.
Felicity Smoak: I get plenty of "night life" in Starling City.
Eddie Thawne: Feel free to buy yourself that dress.
Eddie Thawne: Are they even speaking English?
Iris West: She's perfect for you.
Harrison Wells: You know how I feel about weapons, Cisco. They do not belong in STAR Labs.
Leonard Snart: Time for a test run. Let's see how fast you are.
Cisco Ramon: I built it to stop you.
Iris West: I'm dating Eddie whether you like it or not.
Leonard Snart: That diamond isn't going to steal itself.
Barry Allen: Every time I close my eyes, I see that man's face.
Felicity Smoak: Believe me, it took much more than watching Oliver do the salmon ladder to make me trust him.
Felicity Smoak: I've seen first hand what this life can do to people. It's a lonely path, don't make it any lonelier than it has to be.
Leonard Snart: You want to end up like that door?
Felicity Smoak: When it comes to hacking, I'm the fastest woman alive.
Eddie Thawne: I'm your partner, not your assistant.
Cisco Ramon: This is actually the STAR Labs vacuum cleaner.
Iris West: From now on, no more secrets.
Felicity Smoak: What is wrong with us? We are perfectly perfect for each other.
Iris West: They saved your life, Barry. That makes them the coolest people I've ever met.
Barry Allen: I have a problem.
Cisco Ramon: We all do when guys like him exist.
Caitlin Snow: Yeah, he's so hot.
Caitlin Snow: Barry, this isn't a Road Runner cartoon.
Joe West: Things don't just blow up.
Iris West: Blogging about Supernatural events doesn't really pay well.
Cisco Ramon: What did you do with my suit?
Barry Allen: It blew up, dude.
Cisco Ramon: No one blows my tech to smithereens and gets away with it.
Joe West: So, human bomb... Must be a Tuesday in Central City.
Joe West: We had a deal, you keep her in the dark about the meta-humans and I don't go Floyd Mayweather on you.
Barry Allen: How serious can you be about an anonymous blog?
Caitlin Snow: I know how to perform a lobotomy.
General Wade Eiling: We could have changed the world, you and I.
Iris West: You're a terrible interview.
Bette Sans Souci: I'm pretty sure I can cry without blowing stuff up.
Joe West: I have watched you be in love with Iris since you were old enough to know what love is.
Harrison Wells: Powerful men have a way of avoiding consequences.
Iris West: I am not stopping until the rest of the world believes in him.
Harrison Wells: Threaten me again and I will end you, General.
Iris West: My hearing is fine, it's just selective.
Eddie Thawne: What kind of tool steals a yellow humvee?
Joe West: What kind of tool buys a yellow humvee?
Tony Woodward: It looks like you were born to take a beating.
Harrison Wells: What exactly are we debating?
Cisco Ramon: The average number of bugs Barry swallows in a day of running.
Harrison Wells: I look forward to seeing you accept your nobel.
Harrison Wells: Interesting... A man of steel.
Barry Allen: Got beat up by a steel-plated sociopath... Good times.
Joe West: That particle accelerator is a gift that keeps on giving.
Joe West: Sometimes the best way to win a fight is not to start one, but if you come up against somebody you know you can't beat, be smart, it's okay to run the other way.
Tony Woodward: I never really did like cops too much.
Barry Allen: Even with my powers I'm still powerless against him,
Harrison Wells: Evolutionary leaps follow the creations of new technologies. It's that simple.
Tony Woodward: You just won't stay dead.
Tony Woodward: There goes your hero.
Cisco Ramon: Super sonic punch, baby! Wooo!!
Cisco Ramon: All I want to know is which childhood bully are we going to take down next – mine or Caitlin's?