Quotes from Orphan Black
Sarah Manning: Rachel, if touch one hair on my daughters head I will...
Paul Dierden: She's smarter than you think.
Daniel Rosen: Do one more thing to help her so I can put a bullet in your head.
Sarah Manning: Come on, get your shit together, you silly tit.
Cosima Niehaus: This is my biology, it's my decision.
Alison Hendrix: Apparently I'm the go-to girl for guns, right?
Felix Dawkins: Holy shit! What's with the balls of your thumbs? They're so bouncy.
Alison Hendrix: I'm doing a musical.
Felix Dawkins: Oh my god, not Cats.
Alison Hendrix: I'm not in control of the muse.
Female Skater: She says "up yours".
Sarah Manning: Can I borrow your phone?
Boy: Can I touch your boob?
Cosima Niehaus: Listen, I'm not going to apologize for my heart, okay?
Sarah Manning: I'll feel better when I have a gun.
Ramon: Customer service never takes a break at Econo-mart.
Aldous Leekie: Be careful of playing for the other team, Delphine.
Rachel Duncan: The less you know about it the better.
Arthur Bell: She almost trusts me, Angie.
Alison Hendrix: Normally I would say "don't do anything rash", but rash seems to be a genetic trait.
Aldous Leekie: The age of biotechnology is upon us. It is the moral responsibility of visionaries, like us, to continue healing, feeding, and fuelling the future of humanity.
Rachel Duncan: There are other forces vying for our fate, Sarah.
Sarah Manning: You don't own us.
Arthur Bell: You are like a bad smell.
Felix Dawkins: I can't believe you let a cop into Clone Club.
Kira Manning: There's a weird man here.
Sarah Manning: I need you to keep telling me that we can make it.
Felix Dawkins: We can.
Donnie Hendrix: If you wanted to have a glass right now, I wouldn't blame you one bit.
Aldous Leekie: I, for one, would like to avoid a war.
Delphine Cormier: I just want to make crazy science with you in our new lab.
Daniel Rosen: You're going to regret this, professionally speaking.
Sarah Manning: Whose side are you on, S?
Siobhan Sadler: Yours, love. It's always been yours.
Cosima Niehaus: I was right, it's clone jail.
Alison Hendrix: Well, I know nobody likes to touch a dead body, but I was really hoping you'd help me clean up the blood.
Felix Dawkins: Okay, got any ideas or do you want to keep drinking?
Alison Hendrix: I think I need to keep drinking for a while and then I'll have an idea.
Tomas: I found myself praying for her soul.
Henrik Johanssen: That's not so crazy, is it?
Tomas: Abominations have no soul.
Henrik Johanssen: What I see here is god opening a whole new door.
Sarah Manning: That's where Uncle Felix bashed his head open.
Siobhan Sadler: Thanks to his foster sister who was helping him down the stairs head first.
Sarah Manning: He asked for it.
Cosima Niehaus: My sexuality is not the most interesting thing about me.
Henrik Johanssen: You know, a wise man once said, "science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind".
Sarah Manning: It's not really camping, is it? More like sleeping in a truck.
Felix Dawkins: Our dear old mum is a dead eye with a rifle. Just makes me crazy.
Angela Deangelis: You know you're letting down two partners now, right?
Donnie Hendrix: Why don't you just sit down right here and let me relax you? You know, morning is my best time.
Cosima Niehaus: I'm going to put, like, an electric eel in one of these tubes. He'll be like, "Great Scott, I've created life itself".
Sarah Manning: Nothing bad is going to happen to you.
Mark: Look at her, Gracie. Man schemed for years to build her, but only God could make her fertile.
Gracie Johanssen: You think far too highly of her.
Helena: Where is Tomas?
Gracie Johanssen: Gone. My dad sent him back to Europe in the Dark Ages.
Helena: Good riddance.
Felix Dawkins: You brought us to the house of one of your marks, are you insane?
Kira Manning: Are you my dad?
Cal Morrison: Is this a scam?
Angela Deangelis: Can I buy you a cup of coffee for a thank you?
Alison Hendrix: No.
Kira Manning: I like his beard.
Cal Morrison: She already robbed me once.
Cosima Niehaus: I can handle, don't be a bitch.
Jennifer Fitzsimmons: I'm going to die here.
Felix Dawkins: You are a bloody wrecking ball. You are an exploding cigar, do you know that?
Felix Dawkins: There's no place for me here.
Alison Hendrix: Unless Delphine black bags you into the back of an SUV and then puts you in a rabbit cage somewhere, then I'll never speak to you again.
Sarah Manning: What you don't know is that I already had all your bank cards and passwords, I was going to take you for everything you had selling your company.
Cal Morrison: Can't you stop running for a minute?
Henrik Johanssen: Whatever this is, I'm in it.
Henrik Johanssen: We love you for who you are.
Henrik Johanssen: You won't answer my questions, don't ask your own.
Henrik Johanssen: So you're – you're scamming corporations now, that's a - almost a relief.
Gracie Johanssen: Go back to hell where you belong.
Arthur Bell: Actually, your property line ends back there, which means all you boys have long gun permits as required by law to be packing these things on public land, right?
Cosima Niehaus: You know the mythology of Leda and the Swan?
Sarah Manning: She's the key to all of this.
Alison Hendrix: Was I terrible?
Felix Dawkins: People got their moneys worth.
Henrik Johanssen: You must have really gotten under their skin.
Sarah Manning: They sort of got under mine first.
Carlton Redding: There they are, the eyes that could maybe stop me at a moment if they asked.
Felix Dawkins: You're a shite burglar.
Alison Hendrix: I don't believe I have ever done "the nasty".
Siobhan Sadler: If Sarah digs any further into this god knows the whole world of shit is going to unravel.
Cosima Niehaus: Are you seriously in the inner-sanctum?
Daniel Rosen: You're not really the smartest clone, are you?
Aldous Leekie: The twins are back together.
Sarah Manning: You get it, meat head?
Paul Dierden: Are you asking me if I'm interested, or reminding me I have no choice?
Felix Dawkins: That's my pen.
Helena: I wanted to write letter.
Rachel Duncan: There is no middle ground anymore.
Mark: Confession heals all.
Arthur Bell: Don't do anything crazy, do you hear me?
Cal Morrison: You're quick on your feet, aren't ya?
Sarah Manning: If anybody follows us, I'm gonna sick Helena on all of you.
Sarah Manning: What's that, a town?
Helena: The place of screams.
Helena: I have very good with children.
Helena: Never been on road trip, only told where to go and what to do.
Scott Smith: I know about the clones.
Felix Dawkins: I've been demoted from babysitter to bargaining chip, so you're right, Arthur. I've had enough.
Alison Hendrix: We're clones, Victor, what you think of that?
Alison Hendrix: Please, just let me eat my humble pie in peace.
Helena: I think you bed goats. Baaaa!
Alison Hendrix: You show up here without my kids again, I will cut off your dangly balls.
Victor: Anger is a tool and we use it on problems, not people.
Felix Dawkins: Jesus, you're the best date I've had in ages.
Cosima Niehaus: We're just poking at things with sticks.
Sarah Manning: I can't do this without you.
Sarah Manning: Your little girls are dying.
Victor: You can trust me.
Sarah Manning: Watch your back with this one.
Delphine Cormier: There is no decision, Cosima. You have one way forward, and this is it.
Cosima Niehaus: This is my lab, my body, I'm the science. Get out!
Aldous Leekie: What I do in my free time is my business.
Aldous Leekie: She will fight.
Marion Bowles: And she will lose.
Victor: Those guys, they're not you. I'm you.
Felix Dawkins: I may have spiked his tea.
Siobhan Sadler: The child deserves better.
Siobhan Sadler: If anybody moves against this house, I will put a bullet in his head.
Rachel Duncan: It's already over, Aldous.
Rachel Duncan: Nurture prevails.
Siobhan Sadler: Rachel's been warned. If she tries anything, I will pop her papa in the brainpan.
Cosima Niehaus: Hold onto your hat.
Scott Smith: Wow, girl fights are mean.
Alison Hendrix: God! Drinking alcohol the day I get back from rehab? Are you insane?
Tony Sawicki: No, I'm Harry freakin' Potter.
Rachel Duncan: Aldous suffered a fatal heart attack on one of our jets bound for Langley last night.
Tony Sawicki: Thirty seconds, Fee Fee.
Felix Dawkins: You call me that again and we don't tell you a thing.
Felix Dawkins: Holy Tilda Swinton! Where in the hell did he come from?
Felix Dawkins: You are so much like my sister.
Donnie Hendrix: You're better off without me.
Alison Hendrix: Don't you love me anymore? Did you ever love me?
Ethan Duncan: I'm nobody's pawn.
Cosima Niehaus: I am, uh, Helium and I'm way funnier than Polonium.
Cosima Niehaus: You have to love all of us.
Delphine Cormier: Then I love all of you.
Alison Hendrix: Please, don't think I'm horrible.
Donnie Hendrix: I killed Doctor Leekie.
Tony Sawicki: Look at us, we're hot.
Rachel Duncan: Our relationship must remain professional for all concerned.
Rachel Duncan: How is it the unmonitored tramp was successful?
Tony Sawicki: Can't fence this shit in.
Cosima Niehaus: Do you need me to beam you up, Scotty?
Alison Hendrix: I cleaned the car, what are you doing?
Henrik Johanssen: God willing, in nine months we'll be welcoming a brand new you in to the world. Maybe even twins.
Sarah Manning: So, you're the new Leekie.
Cosima Niehaus: How about these nose tubes? Sexy, right?
Alison Hendrix: Have you ever seen Dexter? I mean, random scuba divers are finding everything.
Sarah Manning: My sister's dying, Fee.
Sarah Manning: Oh god, you are the bravest thing I know.
Cosima Niehaus: God, no wonder we're all screwed up.
Helena: There was a woman in convent like you. You touch her again and I will gut you like a fish.
Sarah Manning: What kind of mother am I?
Donnie Hendrix: I learn from my mistakes, Alison.
Donnie Hendrix: Have a shitty day.
Alison Hendrix: I've never been more attracted to you than I am right now.
Helena: Does it look like I'm trying to be funny?
Siobhan Sadler: Be strong, child.
Sarah Manning: My name is Sara Manning, and this is my unconditional surrender.
Rachel Duncan: Effective immediately, you will no longer be working with clones.
Delphine Cormier: I love her, and if you let her die without me, it is personal.
Scott Smith: She had the best care, you took it away.
Rachel Duncan: Even mother's have to do as their told sometimes.
Siobhan Sadler: Amber Alert is not an option. If I say you are making a car bomb, you will bloody well make a car bomb.
Ethan Duncan: Don't despair, my dear. Don't despair.
Felix Dawkins: Did you burn down the fish people's ranch?
Paul Dierden: I'll be impressed if you can actually pull this off.
Rachel Duncan: You can't leave me again!
Siobhan Sadler: Just look at the two of you. I don't know how she does it.
Siobhan Sadler: We are hoping that there are still good people in the most corrupt paces.
Sarah Manning: You psycho.
Marian Bowles: This is Project Castor.
Siobhan Sadler: Sarah will never forgive me.