The characters in The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky have some fantastic lines. Here's our favourites.

Prologue:

Estelle: I'll give YOU a head injury if you don't shut up!

Scherazard: This training is my way of trying to keep some of that information in your head instead of letting it dribble out your ears like it usually does.

Estelle: All those horrible days stuck in a classroom are starting to feel like grand memories indeed...

Scherazard: Sometimes I fear for the future of the Bracer Guild... and humanity...

Aina: I fully intend to work these two to the bone in any case.
Estelle: To the b-bone...?
Joshua: And knowing Schera it'll involve the whip...

Joshua: I was happy until you made my eardrums bleed...

Joshua: I don't know how to put this, Estelle, but... Sunday school is dying to have you back.

Estelle: Looks like it's time to give you some of my SPECIAL discipline!

Estelle: You're going to see my 'angry expression' if you keep that up...

Cassius: How delightful that my daughter has finally understood what a great man her father really is! There's no need to hold back, Estelle! Come and jump into your father's loving arms!
Estelle: In your dreams! I swear, the men in this house have one thing in common: they never know when to shut up...

Cassius: At first I thought I might have to pitch it out the window when you weren't looking, but it seems that technique won't be necessary tonight.

Estelle: Are eggs supposed to explode like that...?

Joshua: I think I'll go help with dinner. We don't want the curtains to catch fire again.

Joshua: For me, keeping my word is what defines who I am.

Paddington: This tower is the symbol of Rolent, its history, and it is my pride and joy.

Joshua: Unlike you and Tio, I don't feel any compassion.

Estelle: It feels like I'm carrying a little fairy in my hand...

Joshua: Well, you don't have to worry about Estelle missing anything since her noise is always in everything.
Estelle: Yeah, what he said... Hey! Why are you saying that I'm super-nosy like that?!
Joshua: Because you are.

Estelle: You cause a ruckus, dance like a maniac and try to strip in public...

Scherazard: Whether we're talking booze or something else behing closed doors, I'll help break you in.

Nial: I guess it could be considered a type of genius. The kind that's borderline insane, though...

Joshua: He has the eyes of a pro. A really skilled, really psycho sort of pro.

Estelle: The next time I see that scruffy, lying, jerk of a tomboy I'm going to thwack-bam-kapow her!

Estelle: So you're a pervert, just like I thought!

Oliver: How dreadful it is that genius is misunderstood in every generation. I feel as if my delicate glass heart is about to be broken.

Estelle: Getting rid of that weirdo was probably better not only for ourselves, but a service for the world at large, too!

Estelle: Well, excuse me for not being sexy!

Estelle: Can you actually earn mira with that crap?

Estelle: What horror have we unleashed upon this poor, innocent city?!

Kuwano: Ha Ha Ha! Guess they got to experience the 'Cecile effect' first-hand!

Oliver: Hmm... So this is what a fishing maniac looks like, huh?

Scherazard: Oh, brother... A bracer that's afraid of ghosts? The guild is doomed.

Dorothy: It takes guts to stiff such a big bill! It's an honor to meet you, sir.

Estelle: Oh, great, she's already reached Stage 2: Rage Mode...

Josette: Do you really want to go back to burnt toast and turning your underwear inside out?!

Olivier: Rather than miss a minute of your fair company, I dutifully puked my guts up and dumped a bucket of cold water over my head. Voila, I was good to go.

Estelle: I dunno about that... I think I hear your liver screaming somewhere in there...

Warrent Officer Kientz: Ha ha ha! Missy, that was abso-frickin'-lutely awesome.